Big Booty of the year - 2009 winner is....

Usually, I try not to post Pics I receive when I have a suspicion that they are from websites and I don't have a link or at least a clue as to where to find a link. I get clues because the people who sends the picture in doesn't rename the image and I can usually find it using google, then I can link to the original and throw some traffic towards the website. This one did not have a link and claims to be a model who wanted to enter herself in the contest... I had to post it. I got it around Nov-Dec but I never made a decision or forgot or something? But I should have posted it because if I was reading this blog I would want to see it.

If anyone has seen this face or this .... BOOTY!! OMG!!-- Please post a comment below with the website it can be found on. I might find it or I might find out that the face and/or BOOTY!! OMG!! I am thinking of is not this one. Either way...

This is the big booty winner for all of 2009. Congrats girl. I give you extra props because light skinned black guys do not usually lean towards light skinned black girls and vice-versa but in this case.... How can I not? I know you guys are gonna back me up on this one because...DAM!

And if you miss this post, don't worry she will be in tomorrows booty mail. If you are subscribed.

My mother in-law has started an Underground railroad, in my house.

My wife mother has been hiding her brother in the basement for 10 days....Now they want to "talk to me for a minute" - I can not believe this woman....

Anyway it is snowing here, really bad, and I don't have time to tell yall the whole story because I have to take my wife the 25 miles to work. I am worried about that whole Feb 11th threat thing from the service station people (middle easterners) I think they are gonna cut gas off.

Tune in later today when I get back and I will run the story about my Mother-in-laws latest rotten lady tricks. A few hours at most, tune back in.

You know you are in love when......

There are allot of us men who are domesticated but don't realize it out here in the world. We try and act as if we are the "man of the house" but really we are at best a minority partner.

I ain't no liar so I will start of by saying that I am scared of my wife in the same way I was scared of my mother growing up. Not the, they can physically kick my butt type of scared but the, man I don't want to get on this woman bad side, type of scared. A good wife will make you lie to her if you are a man. I know a few people disagree so why don't yall come on and go with me to the strip club and tell your wife that's where we are headed, not the ball game like you told her. Yea, That's what I thought.

Anyway this days post is called "You know you are in love when...."

Here we go.

You know you are in love when....

....You have an argument with your girl outside the bar and she go to your car, gets in your car, and leaves in your car, while you stand there looking stupid and wishing like hell some man will make a joke about it so you can beat him senseless while you call him her name.

I ain't gonna front, my wife did that to me when the relationship was new, back in the late 18th century. I knew from that moment on that she was the one for me. Any other woman I had ever had wouldn't have dared do that.

You know you are domesticated when....

Somebody ask you for your telephone number and you write it down with both you and your significant others name.

My friend did that a few weeks ago. I asked what's his number so I could get back with him about something and lo and behold when I looked at the number, the number he wrote, it said "Maquin and Carlotta".

First off I want to say that people who do that would usually have a fit and kill your goldfish if you was to call and ask for the other name on that piece of paper. Yall know me, I had to call that man number and ask for carlotta.

....Phone ringing.

Hello.

Whats's up? Carlotta there?

Yea she here. Who is you?

Its husla nigga. I asked for you number and when I went to call you I saw you had added another name. I figure the other name on the paper was in play...

Laughing.

That nigga almost had a massive coronary.

Anyway I am ghost. I have to go and slip into white folks writing personality and write a few articles for the morgage. You know ain't no white folks gonna buy no products ofline from noone sound like a gangsta rappa....would you?

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NBC celebrates Black History Month with fried chicken and collard greens

NBC celebrates Black History Month with fried chicken and collard greens.

This is funny in so many ways I don't even know where to start. I guess I will start where I would start and that is to talk about the whole watermellon thing from my own thoughts about it.

Every-time I go to a white friends Picnic, they have watermelon, even if I show up unexpected, so from this I gather that watermelon is a given for white picnics.

Only about 20% of the time when I attend black picnics is watermelon present.

What do I get from this?

I get the impression that white folks need to be the poster children for the whole watermelon thing because they surely like the fruit far more than us black folks. In fact my father hates watermelon to the point that he will fight you for bringing it around him. I can't explain why other than what he has told me over the years and what I have seen. The smell makes his head hurt badly. I have gotten cursed out over it in my lifetime.

About NBC and all that, I don't think it was intentional and shouldn't really be taking to an extreme for these two reasons...

1. The kitchen workers came up with that menu for that day (hopefully) and kitchen workers are mainly black and mexican (might sound racist but I did not hire none of them niggas or beaners the white folks in charge did) And I am sure that they was gathered around thinking it was a great idea until this crap happened. I could be wrong based on the no research I did but I have been in many kitchens and big business kitchens and cafeterias are always full of hispanics and african americans, the only white person is usually the manager and manning the cash register so the minorities don't abscond with the money. I know that is not the reason...(wink)!! And if I was going to eat there I would welcome some fried chicken and cornbread, hell yea, be better than that flavorless meatloaf and turkey brisque crap they usually serve. Tell the truth.

2. Why the hell should this be a great big issue? The President is black.

What should be funny is watching the NBC top dogs try to over-explain the issue. What should also be fun is watching them sweat. It would make my day if one of our leaders have a march or rally or something over it and it grows out of control like that "Nappy head hoes" thing did. That was classic only because sweat make your hair nappy when you black and them girls was playing basketball. We need to stop sometimes, we got a black President now. Dam. Yall seen them women, they was kinda nappy headed after the game.

If Al Sharpton or somebody make an issue of this, please someone let me know if I miss it because I will march in this one, and yall know how I feel about marches. We could call this one a real slick name too like, Race against foods and make funny signs and stuff. My sign would say...

UNCLE CHARLIE SAYS "I WANT YOU!... To eat your watermelon."

or... Colonel Sanders is a friend of mine.

or... My personal favorite - If it ain't in a bucket, then fuck it!!!

Boy these last days in times is way funnier than the bible let on.

Husla3x (super-genius

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!! OMG this is funny. Be back later to comment. Until the truth is penned by me, read the original story

African American Population Changes List 2010.

- From 1974 to 2004, the median income fell 12% for Black men while rising 75% for Black women.

What does all this say to me?

That your girl more than likely will be talking or is talking crazy to you and getting away with it.

The Golden Rule. They who have the Gold makes the rules.

- According to DNA tests the average African American is 17-18% White.

What does this say to me?

AHAaaaa! to all you niggas that had a head full of "Yellow" jokes for us light skin niggas back when we was little.

- Sixty-eight percent of African-American middle-class households have no net financial assets whatsoever and live from paycheck to paycheck.

What does this say to me?

That I am just as poor as the bummy nigga, I just make it look good.

- African American males make up only 46% of the black population where African American women make up 54%. National average is 49-51%

What does this say to me?

Niggas be killing and dying over some silly $hit!

Don't get mad at me if I offend you. You probably deserve to be offended. I'm only commenting on the staatistics, don't shoot the messenger... and the pizza delivery dude and the other dude for his rims, if the statistics are correct. Hell they sound low to me but then what do I know, I'm just an old husla.

- In 2003, 193,000 black college-age men were in prison. While 532,000 black college-age men were attending college.

What does this say to me?

200,000 out of about 20 million - I would have guessed way more. What this means to me is.... Plenty niggas ain't getting caught.

I'm getting bored poking fun at these statistics. In reality these numbers are disproportionate as hell considering how small of a percentage of the American population us black folk are. We are 12-13 cent of a dollar, if you want to look at it that way, and like 60-70 cent out a dollar 60-70% of the prison population (guessing - tired) so DAM!

Anyway I got these statistics from http://www.blackdemographics.com/ You really need to click the link and visit the website because the information is a great read and the website is a great idea (moneywise) because white people be needing to know that stuff before they make travel plans.

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Big booty white girl: They don't make em like they use to.

I have been noticing that the bigger girls get tattoos on their breasts while the thin girls get the tramp stamp (above butt) tattoos. Is this like an unwritten rule or something? They look nice I just want to hear if I am alone in this observation.

Anyway here is a pic I got this morning and just had to get off my lazy _SS and post

Quit dwelling on the past.

By now everyone who reads this blog knows that I listen to mark Belling (republican radio host) even though if there was a button to jettison me and everyone like me (poor black ghetto life-form) into outer space, basically he would push that button so fast he would injure his wrist. I don't agree with everything he says, not even 25% if you only include the opinions about me and people like me. I agree with a few things though...

*Side Note - Gwen Stefani did not crawl back to the black eye peas. She did the New Edition thing and went solo while the band wasn't recording. Mark Belling never ceases to Amaze me on his single perspective outlooks and bursts.

I agree we (poor black, yadayadayada...

Do need to quit complaining and try harder even if it is your 100th all out attempt. Sure the system is set up against us in allot of ways but I feel It is our duty, responsibility and American birthright to do all we can to change it. I mean you gotta do something while you suck air on earth, may as well be changing the present and future conditions for our selves and offspring. *My words not the Am Talk bigots.

*Is it possible that the A.M Talk show crowd mentality is the new politically correct, updated and retooled definition of bigotry? I mean they do have only that single perspective (I find) between them) I think I have hit on another (super-genius thinking point, OMG it kiksass to be me inside my brain.

I also agree that we ...

...really need to delegate some of our mental energies from the past (20+%) to the future ...

I think I fell a new post direction coming on....

*Black Mental energy Allocation

Past - 19-22% We think about the past to much.

Present - 72% - We have to try harder to reach the same place as almost any other group because of our social standing and perception of white America, so our NOW energy needs are higher because of our racial denomination in America.

Future – 6% - With our over zealous thinking about the past (you have to think to complain) we just don't have the resources available to allocate a bigger chunk to thinking about the future. By the way, future thinking or forward thinking is essential to planning, planning is essential to over-all success. Does any of this make sense or am I banished to the realm that we banished Bill Cosby to for his comments?.

All I am saying is that we (po black folks) have hope issues because hope is future dependent. You can't hope to change the past because it is the past, you can't hope to change the present because it's already the future by then. All you can ever hope to change is the future and we are running low on future sense so our future does change much except by chance (lottery, sports or entertainment contract) There are exceptions but they are always those that allocate far fewer mental resources to the past and more to future. Sounds crazy as I read it but I know I am right, my (super-genius) sense is buzzing like I am spiderman. We as a people need to allocate far less mental energy to the past and shift it to the future if we are going to ever raise our median of success. Just take a look at the White Allocation Table below

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White Mental energy Allocation
Please don't comment any math rants these are approximations to prove at point, WADs!

Past – 10- 15% - Why obsess about the past? You can't change it, only learn from it. The past should be remembered and kept easily accessible so you can use it to better the future which incredibly betters the Present when it arrives. Not obsessed upon. Even the Jews don't obsess on the past like us (po black folks) and they went through some horrible stuff 400 years more recent than us if slavery is your hangup. Slavery was some near devil quality evil but we gotta move on and only let the memory season our present and future not shape it. OMG am I gonna get emails!!

Present – 55 – 65% - Life is hard. But it's easer when you are white. I should get no arguments on this so this will be shorter. I use to wonder how the hell you ended up homeless or a failure when you are white. Now I know the answer is there are useless bastards in all races.

Future – 20- 26% - Planning, retirement, saving, investing - need I say more? You know I have to because so many people now are Idiots. Unfortunately I am sick of writing for today, Idiots are on their own to figure it out. Sawwwry.

Final Thoughts.

We have a Black President. While that doesn't end racism, even a little, it should be taken as an indication that life is not as hopeless as we thought it was. Sure we feel racism everyday, that's a given. What I don't understand is why all we ever do (for the most part) is whine to the reffs. We know it exsists. We know it is present, maybe we should all try to ignore it like we always do but this time not even consider it personal and get about improving our futures?

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3% of the population are Idiots. That includes everyone.

I have been talking and thinking about Idiots for as long as I have been able to think properly and I have come to the conclusion that about 3% of the population are Idiots.

That means that of any 100 people gathered, polled or heard from or about, 30 of them are Idiots. Maybe you can't tell just by meeting them but 30 of them will be Idiots some sort of way. I don't care if we are talking about teachers, taxi drivers, doctors, policemen, whatever, 3% are Idiots.

Allot of the Idiots are Idiots because of some hidden thing like kiddie porn or gambling addiction. I know those are completely different things but if you are caught up in them you are an Idiot.

My wife thinks I am anti-social because I feel this way but what can I do? The truth is the truth, allot of people are Idiots. I don't care if its a judge or politician, 3% are Idiots, at least 3%.

If this isn't true explain politics and the people who elect the Idiots into office.

If this isn't true explain police brutality.

If this isn't true explain Racism.

If this isn't true explain all the things that make no sense socially like blocking the street to talk or fighting at the redbox.

If this isn't true explain hollywood or spending every penny you have to put 26 inch rims on a leased car.

I am 100% sure that 3% of the population are Idiots. If you can't see that, well then you are obviously in that 3%.

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*OIT - Oh I Thought - Coming to an argument near you.

Has your wife ever admitted to being wrong? (EVER!)

I know I ain't the only one around here sick of hearing "Oh I thought" from people who messed up and want to shift the blame or at least part of the blame to you.

My wife, daughters and plenty people I know and have known seem to be big fans of OIT.

Say someone goofs up an assignment at work and the boss gets after them, the reason their sellout butts will allot of the time give is OIT.

Oh I thought so and so had did it.

Or

Oh I thought you said... or even, Oh I thought you meant another day or another something else.

They know what was meant, they just messed up. Admit it and go on with life.

My Wife is an OIT Diva, but only on crap about my actions. She can see me looking for something and without even asking me (10 ft away) what it is and then hit me with an OIT later. Something like....

We go out the door and she say, "Oh I thought you had cut the grass. I saw you looking for something and thought it was the shed key. Aintthataboutabeech! She just want to get at me a little.

I remember one time the car had gotten stolen from the doctors office and some kind of way even though she was alone and driving the car she decides it was my fault.

"oh I thought" you turned he alarm back on after you washed it yesterday

YESTERDAY!! How the hell is that my.... Then I just up cause i understand the ins and outs of marriage. If I want a good hearty dinner and possibly some dessert (sexy) I better just let it go. How come yall wifes get to win all the dam time? The other woman get to win way less, not that I know, I'm just saying. Wifes always win one way or the other and they have no shame in cheating to achieve this.

After being together for like 27 years, my girl/wife/whatever was only wrong one time. The only reason she didn't spin that one on me was because I had proof. Otherwise, she was never wrong and it was always my fault. And I will never do that "proof" thing again, jeeeeezuuuus! I have just decided to let her win and rationalize by admiting she ain't winning nothing like a refridgerator or other game show stuff. Here ya go baby. Heres your nothing you won. I don't even feel like a punk doing it.

Look at Mike Tyson - Tyson will whoop the pee out any dude around and you see how Robyn Givens did him. She who haseth the coochie shall be'eth the winner of arguments.

Anyway, I did not have nothing beter to do that just to come and write this bull^*it.

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Why do black people act like whites owe them something.

If I had to answer what is the most frequent question I get, it would without a doubt be "Why do black people act like whites owe them something".

I get this question in comments here on the blog and in emails from the blog at least twice a week, sometimes everyday and sometimes even more. I can go without getting the question for days and then POW seven time in one day.

I never really know what to answer, the default reaction is anger and suspicion. Back when the blog first started I would try to answer but that proved to do nothing more than invite the questioner to stalk me online after a few rounds of progressively nastier and nastier exchanges. One guy even called me the "N" word 13 times in 5 paagraphs that had me thinking this guy would one day show up at my door intent on "showing me my place". I don't know about you but I have seen enough movies to know that when a white man want's to "show you your place" - you have not just won a home from the Home Builders Sweepstakes. Most of the time (in the movies and real life) you have but 2 choices...

1. Grin and Bear it - losing all self-respect in the process.

OR

2. Defend yourself - and prepare to spend life on the lam (run) or locked away in a prison somewhere for assaulting a police officer.

Neither choice is particularly enticing.

Even when I use to take the time and try to answer the question "Why black people act like whites owe them something?" I could never really come up with a short and to the point answer. I usually tried 3 approaches...

1. I don't feel like you owe me anything!

2. The Old - The system is set up against us.

3. Cause yall do.

Of the 3, 3 was the worst answer I could give. I wouldn't just say them that simple though, I would elaborate mightily, more often than not I would strike out and end up in a long-wind debate that was impossible to tell from an all out argument. From my experience the question that is often asked in America but very seldom does the asker actually want an answer. I think the question in actuality is the racial question equivalent of a shove to get things cooking.

I won't try again to answer here in this post because by now I know there is no real merit to the question. It is nothing moe than attempt to lure the person being asked into a great big fiasco that ends with hard feelings and someone being called the "N" word (repeatedly) and the other party being called whatever word works in the situation and frame of mind of that party.

I gusee this post is my attempt to actually find and deliver an answer to the interested people who seem to love asking this question of me. Why do black people act like whites owe them something. Indeed. Why do white people think all black people are guilty of something or other?

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You want a man around the house? Get a Playstation 3.

If you want to attract a man or keep the one you have at home more... Get a playstation 3. A playstation 3 will make a man not cheat or end an affair. The girl with the PS3 at her house gets the man. I swear fo'gawd it's true. We are simple.

I don't know if its testosterone on in our DNA or what,, Men love to compete. I know allot of competitive women but they usually prefer the real world variety of competition and they like theirs intellectual. Men could have a competition that ends in a fight over who could turn the tv channel fastest, we simple.

I am a gamer, have been for like 15 years, always will be, but I know dudes who get a Playstation 3 and start playing bald faced one day and quit with a beard. The crap is addictive, we love that chit. But playstation 3 just took it to another level. You can actually think about the game at work and can't wait to get home to play (Merk Niggaz) _ when was the last time you could not wait to get home to see your girl or kids or something that makes sense? Probably not lately. If you have a PS3 that you do play, you couldn't wait to get home to it today, everyday. You might fake like you don't want to be playing the game for your wife/girlfriend sake for a few hours but if she wasn't around you would be in your drawz eating funquns sitting somewhere playing the game. We simple. How many dudes with Playstation 3 or girls who have dudes with playstation 3 have heard the ole "I'm just gonna play for a minute - or - I'm only gonna play one game? We always play for more than a minute and we never play one game unless we are in a suit on our way to some important life issue and only have time for one game. I bet if you have a PS3 and get to fighting with you girl/wife and she get desructo mad I bet she break your PS3 faster than she would have your car window in the old days. Women know what you love.

My wife loves the PS3 too but she love it for netflix. All her friends want one for Netflix. I mean having any movie ever on you television like a jukebox is great but it ssem like the chit to women. I did not know it was that serious so I flagged her off once about turning it on for her cause I did not know that Netflix is the chit for women. She figures out how to turn it on herself now and watch movies back to back. I am a geek so I had to make me entertainment center high tech, high def, high volume and highly unlikely to be beaten by my friends. I had to have a huge television. I had to have 12 gazillion speakers and half a million watts. I had to amaze myself when I played the game. My wife will turn all that crap on and watch blueray movies and Netflix for hours when she is off. Sometimes her friends come over and they watch movies that they have seen like 4 times already before (man on fire). To me this means no playing the game till she finished and her friends are gone. I got another setup in the bedroom but the biggest best is in the living room and I want my dam entertainment center back. The game will get you addicted. I should be happy I am playing the game on my xbox360 on the 43 in the room but I want to play PS3 on the bigger tv in the living room. Sick and selfish I know, but we love the game. Dudes that don't are lying to get you naked. We are hard wired to play the game if we can.

Why do women not like gaming (virtual) more than men? My guess is that women don't feel like they have competition, every woman I have ever met, nearly, thought they was the chit. And everyone is the best sex you have ever had or will have in their heads, guys know that that big dude will kick their butt in a straight up situation. Women don't got that. Playstation 3 is designed to addict men. What's not too love about beating the brakes off of some other cat from the safety of your own home? If you play online you run into all kinds of people, some talking crap at a rate that could MC an auction. Most of them would be quiet as church mice if you were within grabbing distance. But they will talk about you like dogs from the safety of their own homes.

Anyway ladies, if you want a man in your house, get a PS3 or Xbox360 and see don't any dude that see it come back. I have people Icomming over to visit the PS3, they act like they was just stopping by but always want to play the game at some point. Guys visit me and then next payday be fighting with their girls because they bought a playstation as soon as they got paid. Little billy can get his thyroid operation next week.

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Thanks Tony Harris - CNN News Anchor for your integrity.

I have been a news freak for a very long time and have just gotten use to the usual inequities that are broadcast about certain groups on the daily newscast so i was fully prepared to hear all blacks portrayed as animals in the wake of the inevitable horrors that would follow the initial catastrophe in Haiti. I listened about the gangs roaming the street and robbing, raping and all manner of monstrous activities.

I was appalled as I am sure everyone was at this behavior but I can not say I was surprised. In a disaster of that magnitude there was no way that desperation would not show its ugly face and latch onto individuals and cause some to go with it. I also think that no matter what color, race, creed or religion the group of people suffering through such a catastrophe that a few would undoubtedly be or turn into monsters. I also pose the question to all reading this - What would you do if you were stranded on an island with millions of others and all of a sudden a disaster like the haiti disaster happened? How long would it take you to become near animalistic in your quest for survival? Your families quest for survival? What the monsters over there are doing is by no means right so please don't take my lack of grammar as an excuse for their behavior because it is not, I just wanted to be one of the first to say that no matter who was on that island right now some of them would be bad people and they would do the things that bad people do. In most cases the majority (good people) take care of this problem in time as I suppose will be the case with Haiti.

I want to thank Tony Harris of CNN for being man enough to make that distinction and add his two cents after the footage and say that they are in desperation. By saying this he put a human quality to the struggle over there in Haiti where others sometimes made it seem like everyone were animals.

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Me and my daughter goofing around with the new camera.

My daughter was a little sad so I decided that we would make our own music video. We decided on jay Z Run this town, cut on the camera and let it rip. I know it isn't all high quality and stuff and I kept screaming in the mic and stuff but... Like I say on the video - It's free. What kind a nigga complain about free?



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Hey Mark Belling and Rush Limbaugh - I have a question.

Hey Mark Belling and Rush Limbaugh - I have a question.

When you go out and about and you happen to see a black woman pass you by, do you see a woman, a black woman or a crack whore?

Crazy sounding question I know but it sure doesn't seem that crazy after listening to either one of your radio shows. I really want an answer if one of you guys can find the time between your race bashing.

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The easiest way to learn how to rib other people.

I was sitting around watching tv, really I was playing the game (PS3 Modern Combat 2) and me and my guy was ribbing, playing the dozens, cracking on each other, gunning, running 50 - depends on your age what you call it. But We was ribbing and I noticed that a guy my guy brought with him wasn't joining in, even though we was killing him cause he had on a members only jacket and some Buddy Holly glasses. You know them glasses that always still be available in the old title 19 free glasses box, anyway I asked him and he said he couldn't rib. Well to me that's like a *igga telling me he can't read - I gotta show him. And that's what I did.

See I am a natural born ribber, I can be funny on call - i will make you want to fight. But I don't rib as much as I did because I got a jacked up tooth that I gotta get fixed sooner or later and I also am older now. If you a ribber and you got an obvious rib just hanging out there about yourself you gotta rib yourself and steal the other cat's thunder... Anyway that's advanced ribbing, we are gonna stick to fundamentals today.

I got to thinking that it's easy to rib basic, all you gotta do is put "look at this" on the beginning and "ass nigga" or "lookin ass nigga" on the end and then anything can be a rib. Her go a few examples for the ribbing impaired.

Say he eating a sandwich...

"look at this" eating a sandwich "ass nigga"

Or he even remotely resemble somebody famous..

"look at this " raisin in the sun "lookin ass nigga"

See it's simple. Now you try. Pick anybody and just remember what I told you.

Tell your boss...

"look at dis " I'm your boss, no personal calls" ass nigga.

Trust me he gonna laugh. Or..

Try it on your wife... Be like...

"look at this "baby do this dress make me look fat" lookin ass nigga"

She gone laugh.

Anyway that's it for the day, tune in next time for - "Who do you call when you get throwed out but don't got no friends named Tyrone?" looking nigga.

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Milwaukee suburbs propose law to keep minorities from trick or treating in suburbs.

CUDAHY - Many Milwaukee communities have come together to create a non-binding uniform trick-or-treat time for 2010 and beyond.

A group of area communities put together a resolution where Halloween trick-or-treat will happen between 1:00 p.m. and 4:00 p.m. on Halloween Day if it falls on a weekend, or the Sunday before Halloween should the holiday fall on a weekday.

Many residents in cudahy (milwaukee suburb) were fighting mad at the number of obviously lower income milwaukee area children that rang their doorbells for candy this Halloween.

One village president/Mayor said he received plenty of angry calls from people complaining about minority kids coming from all over the city, even the poor areas, in search of candy.

I may be accussed of playing the Race card, something I never do, but I have no choice, those were the only cards dealt this go-round. I may be alone but i always thought that the kids were off limits in this whole Race issue thing, not teenagers, teenagers suck for everyone besides teenagers, but children. I thought there was an unwritten rule concerning children, like the mob won't wack a guy if he's with his kids. I guess the rules have been reconfigured to make the attacking of children alright.

I mean come on people, Milwaukee is literally trying to take Candy from babies!

That is certainly petty and makes the whole of white affluent america look like scrooge, if scrooge was in the Klu-klux-klan. This thing is getting out of hand.

On one level I can understand the complaints and read between the lines, my technical, logical hand. But on the other hand, the human hand, This is just about one of the lowest, cheapest, pettiest things I have ever heard of, even from Milwaukee, which by the way is called Milhonkey by many minorities and not just African Americans either. Milwaukee is very segregated. Milwaukee denies this accusation venomously. Milwaukee is so segragated in fact that even black people don't like black people, but that's a whole nother story.

They are kids! If too many kids (no matter the color) show up to your door for Halloween candy, run out or buy more, do not ... Turn it into a race issue that reeks havok with childrens self Image. Please keep it like it was where kids just thought they were kids. Not black kids or white kids. This is so amazingly boilerplate, common, commonplace, customary, dime a dozen, everyday, fair, fair to middling, familiar, garden*, garden-variety, general, humdrum*, intermediate, mainstream, mediocre, medium, middle of the road, middling, moderate, nowhere, ordinary, passable, plastic, regular, run of the mill, so-so, standard, tolerable, undistinguished, unexceptional, usual, we as adults should be able to do better than that, even though there are for more idiots than us normal people. Basically what I am saying is let the little kids have candy you selfish, petty, black hearted rich sons of bitches.

It actually makes me think deeper into this...I am a certified (super-genius) and that thinking leads me to think that there must be an underlying truth that isn't being spoken. Not the regular one - I hate minorities - but another or a few, thingd like...

Little minorities are usually in the company of bigger minorities, and that scares me.

I know, my thinking is dangerously genius, but I do voice things that other people miss. I guess you could call me the Anti-Mark-Belling. I like the way that sounds. Anyoleways I did not write this editorial for a history of american shame and enough of that crap.

I think anyone who reads this needs to call the Local courthouse (here, not your own, unless of course you are here. Duh!) and give them what for or shame them into letting the kids have the dam candy with no rules other than the ones that have been in place for a century.

Cudahy Mayor's Office
5050 South Lake Drive, Cudahy, WI(414) 769-2222‎
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Do you understand how lousy you have to be to even propose this? I hope you bastards are proud of yourselves out there in the suburbs. GEEEEZ!!!! The people in the suburbs should be so PROUD today.

Oh yea. I am not Eugene Kane - I'll cut ya. See it's talk like that that is making them not give my kids some candy.

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The best sleeping with babies death epidemic theory ever.

In the last 2 weeks somewhere around 4 babies have been smothered to death by parents in the Milwaukee, Wisconsin area. Sleeping with babies is not the problem. Babies have been sleeping with mothers for as long as babies have been sleeping on earth. Babies have been sleeping with mothers so long in fact that hospitals give newborn babies to mothers in hospital beds mere hours after they are born, a good deal of the time the mothers fall asleep holding the babies, the babies don't end up dead from this sleeping arrangement.

As a matter of fact, most babies sleep with the mothers untill they are old enough to sleep alone in their beds/cribs/bassinets. That is because we were scared of sids, that is a legitimate argument ole king of one perspective Mark Belling. That use to be what good parents did. Me and my wife raised 4 great kids that all slept with us until we could place them sleeping into the prepared spaces. You can't sleep far from a newborn, basic mother instinct prevents it. So with that said, please stop blaming each and every one of these mothers for the babies death. Most are just guilty of failing to gauge the seriousness of the epidemic. Most black folks don't watch the news daily, at least those of a certain economical class. Why should we? We can make up stories as good as the artistically creative media can.

I am so upset writing this article that I could spit, and I have never said that, ever. I just got through listening to Milwaukee's king of one perspective, Mark Belling, on the subject of Babies dying from sleeping in the same bed as parents. I even got a chance to hear a black woman slamming all black mothers for being lazy, selfish, stupid and ignorant. I can't even fault the black lady for her comments because I myself know plenty women with 2 sub-toddler aged babies, two or three $300 coach purses and no, count em, no cribs in their....well crib. We can be trifling when we want to be. It is not even rare enough for gossip when a woman has a 2 month old baby sleeping with her in a bed with a guy she just met less than a month ago.

What made me the maddest was the white woman who called in and suggested that the whole phenomenon of the babies dying from sleeping in bed with adults was a wholesale way for us animal niggers to kill off offspring that we can't afford to have. I wanted to climb through the radio and strangle the white lady and the king of one perspective, Mark belling. He admitted that he had had the same thought but rejected it out of hand. That was a saving grace move Mark and I respect you a bit more for it. The white lady surprised me. Do you know how hard it is for white cruelty or thoughts about blacks to surprise a black person? We get surprised and feel uncomfortable when in a large group of white people where no crass remarks or threatening looks happen. We expect to be looked down upon, we have defenses and they are heavy and always present. Our racism defense mechanism is like American Express to us, we never leave home without it. So white suburban lady you really accomplished something by surprising me - Husla3x - super-genius, with your ignorance and uber low class statement, feel proud.

But before I get tired of typing I want to make a statement and then tell you my (super-genius) theory about why so many babies are dying in Milwaukee, Wisconsin from sleeping in the same bed as their aduly guardians. 2 statements actually...

1. If you are still sleeping with your baby you are a stupid son of a bitch, even if you could never be a son. Make a pallet, open a drawer, layout some couch cushions, anything, at least till they figure out the reasons this entirely impossible epidemic is occurring.. you lazy ass cows.

2. Stupid people are stupid by definition. This will make sense after you read my brilliant theory.

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Theory as to why so many kids are dying from sleeping with adults in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I think it is the power of suggestion. That's my theory. But don't toss the idea yet, lets take a look at it. I can explain why better with a true life story...

When I was about 7 I had a crazy stepmother who sent one of my stepsisters to the store for ketchup. My stepsister went to the store (about 100 yards away) and bought ketchup, she returned, opened up the screen door and dropped the ketchup. No big deal but we were all scared at the reaction from my crazy beat you for incomprehensible reasons stepmother, she had a few evill things to say but all in all it was just a mistake, people sometimes drop stuff. Anyway my stepmother gives my stepsister money for another bottle and off she goes to get the ketchup. Well long story short, too late? she dropped the second bottle too. Same exact place. Crazy. Of course this time my evil crazy stepmother loses it and beats and threatens my stepsister and sends her back to the store for a third bottle... You guessed it, she dropped it too. The power of suggestion caused her to drop that ketchup 3 times in the same place in a row. I think a bit of that is in play with these babies dying.

I am 42 years old and i have heard of this baby dying thing maybe once in my life before the 10-15 in milwaukee in the last 12-13 months. SIDS was the fear then.

What's even more evil than whatever is causing this phenomenon is the theories that White wisconsinites are offering up. Please stop, it is completely insulting to think that all these mothers are drunk or stoned or crackheads or conspiracy murderers. Stop insulting us as black people. Sleeping with babies for ever is not a valid excuse but accusing black of being Animals is not a solution.

And by the way... suburban white women are just about the queens of hating black people from different lifestyles. I am a Mixed computer geek and I hate being in a crowd of suburban white ladies. The bigger the lady the bigger the hate it seems. That's just one humble genius's opinion. And if the baby accidentally dies from sleeping with an adult and they find more than one $300 coach purse or $300 phone and no separate sleeping utility for the baby...they should lock those trifling bastards up.

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Why black people hate police. Awesome video.

Ain't this some bull$hit.... Highway patrol arresting and fighting with an EMT (ambulance people) while they are transporting a patient in the back of the Ambulance.

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Mariah Carey Drunk at Awards Show (Full Speech)- Man she is straight tore up, drunk as a beeotch. Not real funny but real funny if you know what I mean. Enjoy.



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Talk about a table top booty. This girl took it serious.

We have all heard or made the joke about a girl having a booty you can put your drink on but I always thought it was a figure of speech. DSAMMM!! This is a giant booty on a woman who surprisingly isn't 400 pounds.

I got this sent to me with a link, thank gawd, because I would not have been able to use it without it. This is obviously from a website, so I put a link to the complete page in this post (Giant booty) Be warned that the pictures on the linked page do include images not suitable for kids.

I just had to show this picture though so I am doing everything correctly.

I don't know if I would eat that one cookie though.... Husla3x (super-genius)

Got my Gmail account and blogs back....YAHOO!!!!

How come some India cat keeps non-stop trying to hack my accounts. This man has destroyed 2 websites, stole my godaddy account and today erased all my blogs. I did not even know, till yall told me, that the blog was down. Well i got it back, still don't know how.

I don't know why dude targeted me, i watched slumdog millionaire and am very kind to the 24hr store owners when I buy blunts.

Anyway glad to be back up. Husla3x (super-genius)

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Mark Belling works his only perspective even more.

Black pride should not be threatening. But when was the last time we focused on the Pride part? Racism is not blameless on either side anymore. Husla3x (super-genius)

I listen to mark Belling, Milwaukee's drive-time celebrity, just about every day. I actually think his perspective is illuminating. The problem is he only has the one, one tired near average perspective. I admit he takes it and uses it in a unique way but it's still the same old upper class white outlook on the world.

I don't really blame him, I mean he see's the world from the perspective he inhabits. He hate ignorant black people, and attempts to tolerate the rest, the same as we all do, black or white. Nothing wrong with that. The problem comes when he decides to speak out on a "black" situation with out the benefit of research or even sub-adequate thought on the situation. He has no choice but to racially profile. Don't get me wrong, racial profiling is a good to great thing.

The majority of terrorists are Muslim

The Majority of craziness at the malls is young black.

That's not racism, that's fact. But I have to say that when white people snap at malls the even the score and kill 50 people or some nutzy thing.

The problem I have with racial profiling is that most whites automatically apply it to blacks but refuse to apply it to terrorists. Do they hate us that much? We do nothing beyond act out of the bounds of white world appeared normalcy while terrorist are hell bent on killing them. That's sort of messed up.

Now if you are thinking I enjoy ignorant black folks or condone nutty behavior in malls or the real world, I am not. I do not defend the actions of the young black folks that act ignorant and scare the white folks. I do want to say that it is impossible to go to any mall and not scare some white folks. I am mixed so I recognize this everywhere I go. I actually hate shopping in suburban malls because of the feeling of expectation of trouble that I start feeling guilty like I should do something bad. I say this, if everyone is acting afraid of you constantly, how long before you just go with it and start having fun with it? Back in the old days we had to put on airs to conceal this feeling. Now in the modern age of being black in America we don't even try to fit in like we use to, we be ourselves, white people get scared.

I don't condone or defend the ignorant actions of a few ignorant people, but I do accuse the people being scared of contributing to the atmosphere. Ask yourself this: If everywhere you went, every day of your life, people were frightened by you for no actual reason, how long would it take you to adapt to that feeling? How long before that oppressive environment caused you to build walls? Our don't give a dam attitude is our wall. In most racially charged environments and situations the blacks are just reacting to actions and attitudes that whites created and cultivated over years and decades and centuries.

We have been looked upon and acted upon (in general not always) as less than, the worst part, and this shows the hopelessness of the situation, is that white people have always refused to acknowledge the truth of the matter and in fact bristle at any attemp of a "from the horses mouth" explanation. So I will still listen to Mark belling, because he is entertaining and tells the truth how he see's it, from his very, very limited perspective. But he is ready for success because blacks 12% - whites 65% (population) the perspective he comments from is the actually world, the black community is the real anomaly. We ain't Mainstream. But the Black experience is what we know, what we do, and we should not be judged just for living. The fools of our culture, while not entirely at fault, are not excused. We as good black folks don't excuse the bad blacks no more than good whites excuse the actions of bad whites. What we have a problem with, hate actually, is the easy way you lump us all together...

we all steal

we all lie

we never take responsibility

we rape white women

we don't raise our children...

...and so on.

Even during slavery we knew that good white people existed. We dind't trust any as far as we can throw them, but we knew that good white people existed. The point I am making is that we neverlumped white people together with the bad whites, we judged on an individual level, and still do. White people are incapable of that. That think they are but that only leads to hurt feelings and fome general judgments when confronted with it.

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Black people have never even tried to get payback for slavery or the utter disrespect of everyday life after it but we are still the bad guy in all situations with no hope of changing it, 12% always lose to 68% (the other 20% hate us also) This is life for us, we will feel this forever...targeted. We are racially profiled constantly, its imprinted on white DNA now, instinctive, but of course with no acknowlegement of this by the majority what can the minority do. The answer is Adapt and we have. Why were we as blacks surprise that white American would criticize, judge and condemn the adaptations? Nobody black, hence the "could giv a f#ck less" attitude.

I personally think the disrespect we have received is due to the fact that we did not act out on white people after slavery. I truly think that if we would have killed and slaughtered after slavery we would have been near alienated but also that whites would have respected us now. Unfortunately for us we are a peaceful sort dispite what atmospheres have made of us.

My proof is that white America refuses to racially profile Muslims but continue to racially profile blacks. Even you mark Belling can't argue with proof like that.

husla3x (super-genius)

...and Mark - I am blessed with more perspectives than you can even imagine, everyone black is. Accept it.

PS: We need guns because we are around each other.

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Digital TV is The Devil. DTV is Evil... Or something.

I know this is going to sound crazy and many of you will think I am high or something but something has been on my mind for a good 10 years, at least. I just don't trust Digital Television. I couldn't give you scientific facts and hreat evidence as a foundation for this feeling. I can only explain my gut reaction to watching it.

I want to say that I don't trust DTV (digital Television) but I love it. As sure as a man loves his great in the bed, lying and cheating girlfriend or wife. That is to say, I know something is wrong I just don't know what it is. I have 2 huge plasmas/LCD's and 3 smaller lcds throughout the house, I am a geek, technology is an obsession with me. I also obviously look at a computer monitor(s) for a part to full time job amount of time a week. I should not be able to say that Digital Television is evil so easily... But I do and it is, I just know it.

All I can do is tell you what made me question this seemingly harmless and inanimate technology. I warn that these are not evidence but signals that a few of you may have thought about already.

1. Why would the government care if I had "better" technology in my house or life for that matter. They didn't care when I didn't have a microwave or when my phone had a cord? That microwave thing was pretty revolutionary. They never made me buy a computer and that had to be at least equal to the development of Digital Television.

Off-note: I was thinking early this morning (3am or so) about how far television can go before it can't get any better at itself but can only evolve into something else entirely. Virtual reality and Holographs are not television so this Digital revolution is the Apex of television. This is the most highly advance "sit in front of it and stare" phase of television, it can't get better, only fine tuned. That's scary to my way of thinking. I know that if i wanted to insert subliminals, now would be histories greatest and most efficient opportunity. I think you could hypnotize the hell out of someone with a digital setup.

2. Digital Television touches you emotionally a hell of a lot more than standart analog (regular television) did. I have seen things on Digital television that have touch my heart to where I could really feel the actors or person on televisions pain or whatever strong emotion they had on screen. That's scary. I am one of those people who can feel things that more than most people can't. I don't know what they call it but for me it's real. I guess its akin to the feeling you get when you go to a funeral and you get sadded even though you did not really know the person. I get them types of feelings like most people smell smoke. Digital television is 100 times stronger at that than analog. Oh wait I got a better one to describe it. It's like when someone yawns close to you and you yawn also for no apparent reason, there is a reason and i can feel them on way more than yawns. That same thing happens with DTV. Whatever it is that causes you to "catch" a yawn, Digital television uses it. Thats scary. At least to my nutcase way of thinking.

3. If any of that is actually true, I don't trust the government (or nobody) with it.

Okay I am going to offer up some stuff I found online when I was googleing this feeling I have.

The Department of Defense calls it Silent Sound Spread Spectrum (SSSS), and it also goes by the name of S-quad or Squad. In the private sector, the technology goes by the name of Silent Subliminal Presentation System and the technology has also been released to certain corporate vendors who have attached catchy brand names like BrainSpeak Silent Subliminals to their own SSSS-based products.

Whatever you call it, SSSS is a technology that uses subliminal programming that is carried over Ultra-High Frequency (UHF) broadcast waves, planting inaudible messages directly into the subconscious human mind. Read the article.

I was thinking this years before I ever actuall did research on it and even when I did it was like 2 minutes worth (earlier today) But there are many more articles out there and people who think things about Digital Televisions potential as a tool to be used against people by real life arch-villains.

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