Strippers get bigger tips when ovulating.

Strippers get more and better tips when they are fertile according to some scientific test that came out over the weekend. I did not read it but I heard it over the radio.
So this explains why women like pretty boys so much. When women are not fertile they like pretty boys but when they are fertile they like manly men. So women on the pill like pretty boys because they ain't fertile. So women be careful if you forget to take your pill because you may just end up giving the alley mechanic down the block some play. And ugly dudes this might be your chance., find a girl you like and steal her birth control, come back the next day early and invite her on a date. I love a good loophole.
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1 Comments:
LOLOL!!! You are hilarious sometimes.
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