Shut up before you make me pee.

It kills me when I see a $1500 car with $35,000 worth of custom shit on it.

I was thinking while I was sleepy and had to go pee, it occurred to me that men have a bunch of ways to say this. We can say drain the weasel, drain the main vein or see a man about a horse, a bunch of ways to say it. Women on the other hand don't got no ways to express this, all they can say is go pee or something. What would they say if they had a way? I gotta go fill a cup? I need to go fart water? Maybe, I need to syphon the ole bladder? Anyway it's early Sunday morning and my wife getting dressed for church and I'm on here trying to figure out slick ways for women to say they gotta piss.

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