The worst week since I thought I had VD. Shiiiiiiit!!!

Its something about custard shops that make it uncomfortable for black folks. I know that sound dam near racist, but its true nonetheless. I don’t mean them kind where you walk up to the window, I’m talking about the ones with that are like custard Mc Donald’s. Ask anybody black and they’ll tell you, they just won’t be able to tell you why. It just seems like the old white ladies a little more jumpy and the fathers a tad more protective when black folks are around. The excuse me’s sometimes sound like threats and every time you look up at somebody, they are already looking up at you. It’s not an outright refusal of service, nothing that cut an dried, but the air seem to have a few burst of “you’re not welcome here.” Or “state your business and go!” sprayed in it like darkie repellent from an aerosol can. You couldn’t put to words exactly why it feels prejudice, you just know it feels that way. Its like smoke down the wrong pipe, it butterflies your stomach. So when we go into one, at least after age 20, we grab that corner booth or we get our stuff and go, cause the constant feeling of angry, fed up white folks can kill your appetite, but shoot, we like good ice cream like yall like good ice cream.

And while we are on the subject, what’s the deal with the whole watermelon fiasco? I have yet to be at a white cookout that didn’t have watermelon, it’s a flip of a coin if you can find one at a black one. I could understand watermelon jolly ranchers being what we liked but the fruit watermelon ain’t really that big with us. You should have said peach cobbler or sour green apples if you needed a fruit to associate us with. And what’s the deal with blueberries? That’s what I would give as my white people fruit, we don’t do blueberries like that. I am not even sure I know what a blueberry tree? Bush? Look like. And then we have the whole black folks and fried chicken thing… Naw, I’m going to have to agree with that one, cause I aint met no niggas, I mean black folks that don’t like fried chicken. I haven’t met no white folks don’t like fried chicken either. I know I like soul food fried chicken better but then Colonel sanders is white. I would have to say Fried chicken is universal, even Asian people like fried chicken, and they always gotta be different from everybody else. We use letters, they have to use pictures. We read left to write, they gotta read up and down. We eat with forks and spoons, they eat with sticks. That’s probably why all them Asian countries hate each other and war all the time. Because you can’t eat captain crunch with no sticks. You can eat ice cream with a stick but that’s just stupid, so I would be mad too. Anyway everybody love fried chicken is what I am trying to say. So how did we get to be the fried chicken race? That doesn’t seem fair. I can understand the white people raw roast beef thing because we don’t do that, we like are food cooked. Hell Jamaicans jumped off the slave boats and never made it to America, and they like they food burnt. So yea, I am pretty sure the whole raw ass meat thing a white thing. Asian people kinda white so I guess they gotta do the raw fish thing. We don’t do that either, not in our natural surroundings. Some raised around white people black people eat sushi just to be bushi, but aint no take out boxes from no sushi joint in America seen the inside of a “hood” household, if we manage to eat it, we sure ain’t taking it home. Whoever I am trying to impress better be satisfied I came, because I aint got no more to give. If I worked at a sushi place I wouldn’t even be trying to take the leftovers home. I would put them in the garbage, cause that’s where raw fish that been sitting out all day supposed to go, not my stomach. I guess the darker you are the more you cook your food? Hell Mexican fry their beans twice and they get pretty dark, consistently. They the only other race that got lite skinned and dark skinneds people. That’s rather pimpish. Aint rally no lite skinned white people.

Anyway I will tell about my week tomorrow because I am sick of writing and I got way off the subject. ……..Peace.

P.s, I wonder can you still say peace in the middle east when you about to leave. It seem like that saying stupid now. Dam we are all witness to the death of a cool phrase. Everything changing too fast, I better break camp, book, be up, scram, beat it, make like a banana and split, hit the road, get little, be out, get ghost, auid 5000, skeedaddle, blow daddio, do the dam thing, bounce, holla, mosey along, get ta stepping, vamoose, leave, hit it, jet, be outt here, and get witcha tomorrow…….Wanted to pay respect to the fallen phrase soldiers. Love …… Chocalate Payday blackfriendonline.com


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