Kids names are slave to their mothers spelling abilities. Right Tracee?

Almost every girl named tracee might as well be named “my momma can’t spell”. I know this is true even though nobody ever says it. Remember back when Sade (said like shar-day) was hot and people started spelling their names any way they wanted to? People named trineesha and aembur started turning up at the preschool and day care. I wonder how man brians were actually named brain cause their momma couldn’t spell? You know desaray is a momma cant spell name, MCS for short. That’s the only reason their was ever a Toni, tony, tonee, cause all they mommas can’t spell. You know you have seen notes people send to school with they kids that be written so bad that the teachers send a note back home with the kids telling the mommas to please come to school with or instead of their children. I have seen people just make up some crap in the delivery room, i knew a girl named her baby grey Alaska. That right there is a SHUASTL, somebody hurry up and slap that lady, name. Then you get the ones who try to think up fancy ass french names like deeshanay and spell it like they are hooked on phonics, teraneesha and airronetta know what i'm talking about. Then some people be naming they kids after food and beverages, dejone and chardoney feeling me i know.
Don’t get me wrong there are allot of horrible names that are spelled right but still awful. That’s different, that’s MAGNT, momma ain’t got no taste. And we can’t forget the people named pleasure and pheorinal, I actually knew a girl name phiorinal. I also know my grandmother use to take pheorinal for headaches. That’s a WTHWYT name, what the hell were you thinking, or a DIFGFTLDM, dam I feel good from this labor and delivery medicine name. There are also the IAWFNCU names, I am withdrawn from no crack use names, because crack heads need love too. When I was a baby there were like 2 people in the USA named Darius, my name is the new John. My name is a WYNAGBDSFSHCGHAWASEDD name, why you name a ghetto baby that stuff for so he can get his a_s whooped at school every dam day, if you want to use the long technical term.
what ever happen to steve and chris and tony and maryanne? Why everybody gotta be caught up in name competition? Kids are getting named stuff they can't even pronounce till they are seven and then can't spell it till they are 10.
This post was to all the Tracee’s, wanita’s, tiera’s mersadee’s shawn’s and teena’s in the hood. Cause you know yalls names is supposed to be Tracy, Juanita, tiara, Mercedes and sean, so yalls mommas most likely MCS. I’m just playing so don't be sending me all kinds of comments that start off with, " I red yo artiko and i thank you are triping cuse my name is the bom. Cause you name aunt all that"
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