Is GOD in jail? Because everybody that go there seems to find him.

I know the title is crazy but that doesn’t make it less true. Everybody that gets caught doing some horrible or horribly stupid thing seems to find GOD in jail. All them people can’t be telling the truth, some of them have to be full of crap. I mean it makes sense that GOD would spend allot of time in jails trying to convert souls but it also makes sense that allot of people would lie and try to get mercy, not from the Lord but from the parole boards.

Now in writing this blog post I don’t want it to seem like I agree with republicans, because I don’t. If it was up to republicans I would be in a concentration camp because I am poor and if not for that then because I am poor and black. But if you notice those talking heads on the television are soon to be saying this same thing. You ever notice how big politician heads are? Why does the guy with the biggest head always win the election? Is it because big heads show good on television? I don’t know but I have never seen a bean head politician only pea brained ones. It seems like with the size of their melons they would be a lot smarter like those huge headed aliens from the old black and white space movies.

But back on subject, what do you think about the whole, “I’m in jail and I just found Jesus claim? Is it true most of the time or mostly false and a weak transparent attempt to trick the Key holders? I am not sure, I think some people feel so bad and guilty that maybe they do change their life. Being locked up for a decade over something stupid could make you reevaluate your life. Like I said I hate to agree with republicans because if God is in jail then the devil is at the republican convention. I have no doubt whatsoever.

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