Rules that guys wished women knew about.

These are from K's Journal. But i felt they were funny (and true) enough to share.
And K the i hot linked back to your site. Think about doing the same to one of mine.

1. Crying is blackmail.
2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
3. Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
4. Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
5. Get rid of your cat.
6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in anargument..
7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
8. Christopher Columbus didn’t need directions, and neitherdo we.
9. You have too many shoes.
10. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t askus.
11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it’s up put it down.
12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
13. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeingfrom point blank range. We’re bound to miss sometimes.
14. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Seea doctor.
16. Don’t fake it. We’d rather be ineffective than deceived.
17. Sunday = Sports
18. If you don’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls,don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, andone of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
20. Let us ogle. If we don’t look at other women, how can weknow how pretty you are?
21. Don’t rub the lamp if you don’t want the genie to comeout.
22. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how youwant it done-not both.
23. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses losetheir right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
24. You have enough clothes.
25. Nothing says “I love you” like sex.

RULES, RULES, RULES! Dont ever say sorry for being true to yourself. it shows who really you are. Face it! In a relationship, girls want to be cuddled. Many of women i know want to be the center of the relationship. They want to feel everydayday that they are loved. Whenever their boyfriend calls them they always want to hear the word “i love you”.

There is nothing wrong with this attitude but somehow men are choked by the things their girlfriend demands them. For example, he should call them at least once a day. If he forgets to call, there will be slight problem there. He should never forget events such as the time she accepted him as her boyfriend or they termed it as their “anniversary”. If he somehow forgets the date by not remembering to call or to give gift to her, there will be problem. He should remember her birthday. He should also have to like the basketball team she likes or her favorite color. And if somehow you forget it and you have given her gift which color she hated, then you will have problem there.

Maintaining good relationship should, i think, be coupled with perseverance and sacrifice.

If you really love the woman and want her to be with you ever after then it is a must for you men to know what the girl really wants and you should tell her what you also want. Keyword is : ” Conversation ” its one of the most important thing in a relationship.